Well today was shit. I didn’t get that much studying in, I ate cookies, and shaved a chunk of flesh off my thumb which bled a shitton and stings like a motherfucker.
Good evening. This is Sphinx Number 1. Because of your interference, today’s press conference has been cancelled. This was set to be broadcast automatically if the press conference got cancelled. It’s the last message. That being the case, the last bomb is an atomic bomb. The bomb will automatically detonate at 10 p.m. No one can stop it now. Well then, people of Japan.. Goodbye.
LETS GET SPOOPY!
Reblog to spread the SPOOPYNESS!
teacher: you’re 5 minutes late
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
Why sleep when you can regret life choices